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9 Siti Patut Dicontohi Wanita

1) Siti Khadijah

- Beliau merupakan isteri Rasulullah s.a.w yg melahirkan anak2 Rasulullah, setia dan menyokong Rasulullah walaupun ditentang hebat oleh org2 kafir dan musyrik, menghantarkan makanan kpd Baginda ketika Baginda beribadat di Gua Hira'.

2) Siti Fatimah

- Anak Rasulullah yg tinggi budi pekertinya. Sangat kasih dan setia kpd suaminya Ali karamallahu wajhah walaupun Ali miskin. Tidur berkongsikan 1 bantal dan kdg2 berbantalkan lengan Ali. Rasulullah pernah b'kata aku takkan maafkan kamu wahai Fatimah sehinggalah Ali maafkan kamu.

3) Siti A'ishah

- Beliau isteri Rasulullah yg paling romantik. Sanggup berkongsi bekas makanan dan minuman dgn Rasulullah. Di mana Nabi s.a.w minum di situ beliau akan minum menggunakan bekas yg sama.

4) Siti Hajar

- Isteri Nabi Ibrahim yg patuh kpd suami dan suruhan Allah. Sanggup ditinggalkan oleh Nabi Ibrahim atas suruhan Allah demi kebaikan. Berjuang mencari air utk anaknya Nabi Ismail (Pengorbanan seorg ibu mithali).

5) Siti Mariam

- Wanita suci yg mmg pandai menjaga kehormatan diri dan mempunyai maruah yg tinggi sehingga rahimnya dipilih oh Allah s.w.t utk mengandungkan Nabi Isa.

6) Siti Asiah

- Isteri Firaun yg tinggi imannya dan tidak gentar dgn ujian yg dihadapinya drpd Firaun Laknatullah.

7) Siti Aminah

- Wanita mulia yg menjadi ibu kandung Rasullullah. Mendidik baginda menjadi insan mulia.

8) Siti Muti'ah

- Isteri yg patut dicontohi dan dijanjikan Allah syurga untuknya kerana setianya kpd suami, menjaga makan minum, menyediakan tongkat utk dipukul oleh suaminya sekiranya layanannya tidak memuaskan hati, berhias dgn cantik utk tatapan suaminya sahaja.

9 ) Siti Zubaidah

- Wanita kaya dermawan yg menjadi isteri Khalifah Harun Al-Rashid. Sanggup membelanjakan semua hartanya utk membina terusan utk kegunaan org ramai hanya niat kerana Allah s.w.t.

* 9 Siti ini adalah petikan drpd kata2 Ustazah Siti Norbahiah Mahmud dlm rancangan Halaqah TV9 bertajuk 'SITI IMPIAN'.

Renungan 1 : Kuku Panjang

Dosa Berkuku Panjang

Dikatakan bahawa menyimpan sebatang jari kuku yang panjang, dosanya sama seperti memelihara sekandang babi, jika kesemua jejari kita menyimpan kuku yang panjag.... bayangkanlah dosa yang telah kita tanggung untuk kesemua babi-babi tersebut.... potonglah kuku anda.

The Truth

Jangan simpan kuku panjang walaupun hanya 1 mm atau pun hanya jari kelingking.

Bagi orang Islam adalah tidak sesuai berkuku panjang atas apa alasan sekalipun kerana ia tidak membayangkan kesucian dan ia juga bukan budaya kita apatah lagi menggunakan tangan untuk beristinjak.

Orang Melayu yang berkuku panjang biasanya mempunyai anak yang bodoh atau pun degil dan suka melepak sebab diberi makan bahan kotor yang berada di kuku jari emaknya semasa menyediakan makanan seperti memerah santan kelapa, buat cokodok pisang, uli tepong, dll. Apa ilmu pun yang di ajar pun tak akan boleh diterima masuk ke dalam kepala. Percayalah…

Pasal tabiat berkuku panjang inilah yang membuatkan orang Melayu mundur dan tidak berjaya. Syarikat Melayu yang bangkrap dan rugi teruk adalah kerana mempunyai pekerja dan pemilik yang berkuku panjang.

Untuk yang bujang beringatlah. Kalau hendak cari pasangan dan hendak anak yang pandai dan mendengar kata pilihlah wanita atau lelaki yang sentiasa berkuku pendek. Insya-Allah.

And additional info, kuku panjang mempunyai sejenis kuman seperti yang terdapat dalam najis manusia, iaitu E-Coli. Kuman tersebut tidak akan hilang walaupun kita mencuci tangan dengan sabun. Oleh itu, sentiasalah berkuku pendek untuk kesihatan dan kebersihan diri sendiri.

Iktibar BMW

citer ni aku dpt dari kwn aku...
korang bacer la...

……. Sanggup nak gadai nyawa anak dia demi sebuah kereta mewah……………kereta boleh carik………..nyawa??????….

Ini adalah sketsa keluarga seperti yang dilaporkan oleh wife aku tadi. Berlaku hari ini (1 Feb 2008). Masa rehat jumaat tadi, wife aku pegi Shah Alam Mall.

Setelah lunch kat situ dengan member dia, depa berjalan menuju ke car park.

Car park yang mengadap DEMC tu..

Kelihatan lebih kurang 50 orang manusia sedang mengerumuni sebuah BMW. Kelihatan di sebelah BMW seorang perempuan sedang menangis...alahai kesiannya...

Wife aku mendekati kumpulan orang ramai dan mendapati ada seorang budak lelaki berumur 1 tahun sedang menangis meronta-ronta dalam car seat kat belakang (dalam BMW tu).

Perempuan yang menangis di tepi kereta adalah mak budak tu. Depa laki bini terkunci anak dalam kereta rupanya ...

Terdengar orang sekeliling sedang memarahi perempuan tu...

Pompuan A: umpil aje la pintu kereta ni

Mak Budak tu: tak boleh ...(sambil menangis)...nanti suami saya on the way balik ambil kunci spare...

Pompuan C: Isk tengok tu, sengsaranya baby tu menangis, u sanggup biar anak u mati ke?

Mak budak tu: (sambil menangis)...nanti suami saya marah...

Pakcik B: isk kalau saya punya anak, kalau tertinggal kunci, saya takkan patah balik rumah, saya pecahkan aje cermin kereta ni...

Pakcik C: "Mana bapaknya???"

Mak Budak tu: "Dia balik Meru ambil kunci"

Semua orang: "Apa! Meru!!!"

Suasana menjadi kelam kabut sebab orang ramai menjerit-jerit memaksa untuk pecahkan cermin kereta tu. suasana gamat macam perhimpunan haram...

Tapi mak budak tu tak berani buat keputusan. Dia asyik kata..."saya takut suami saya marah" "Tunggu suami saya datang"...Tetiba ade sorang akak tampil dan jerit: pegi ambil kapak, pecahkan cermin kereta ni... biar saya yang jawab dengan suami awak. Awak tak sayang nyawa anak ke?

Sambil beberapa orang pergi mencari tools utk pecahkan cermin keta, beberapa orang pengawal keselamatan sibuk ambil beberapa baldi air dan menyiram kereta BMW tu kerana kasihankan anak yang sedang kepanasan dan kelemasan dalam kereta tu...

Seorang mekanik cina dari bengkel berdekatan dipanggil untuk umpil pintu. Cina mekanik memberi komen " aiya ini keleta tak boleh umpil, kena kasik picah cermin juga baru boleh masuk!"

Tak lama kemudian seorang mamat tiba dengan kapak keselamatan, maka dikapak cermin tepi sebelah pemandu...praannng....!!!! Selesai masalah...

Tak lama selepas itu baby tersebut berjaya dikeluarkan...kesian baby tu..berpeluh-peluh dengan kulit pun pucat dah naik biru....

Seorang lagi lelaki menjerit "biar saya periksa dia.... saya doktor". Si doktor mendukung bayi dan bergegas ke DEMC untuk memeriksa bayi tu...

Sehingga bayi tersebut dibawa ke DEMC...bapak dia masih tak muncul-muncul ...ye la Meru tu kan jauh.... mungkin bapak dia singgah makan sate kambing dulu...

P/S; pasangan tersebut adalah pasangan Melayu.

korang geram tak???

Lawak Bahasa Inggeris

Ayah : Apasal Bahasa Inggeris kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah?

Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyak kat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adik jer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.

Human Behaviour : Numerous Weird Human

1. Longest and Largest Tongue..erkkk


2. Nappy hair3. Overgrown Toenails


4. Overcooked Sun Tan

No Hand Riding

A motorcyclist received a caution from police officers in China - for riding with no arms. Officers in Jimo, Shandong province stopped the motorcycle for being overloaded - but were shocked when they saw the driver.

Weird isn't it? Imagine he want to use a throttle? He must have a special skill to ride a motorcycle alone.Hmmmm...

Tips How To Prevent Being Jealous

If there is one way to get a girl's attention, it's to make her jealous. Jealous girls are putty in your hands. You can begin to date them or get back together with them after a break up. There is something so competitive in a the female psyche, especially when it comes to men. When a girl feels her territory is being threatened, she craves whatever it is that she can no longer have. Sometimes getting the girl of your dreams is as simple as making her jealous.


1. Stop calling her. If you have her mobile phone number and you call her with any frequency, stop. Don't even text or email her. If you want her to come to a get together, have a friend contact her in your place. Cut her off cold turkey and she'll wonder what's wrong.

2. Talk to other girls in her eyeshot. Make sure you are at places you know she will be. When she shows up, make sure there are other girls around you. In fact, buy a girl a drink in front of her.

3. Laugh a lot when you are talking to other girls. Look like you are having a good time and couldn't care less where she is located. Playfully put your arm around another girl's shoulders or give another girl a hug. This flirting would drive any girl to jealousy.

4. Keep your eyes off of her. Don't look in her direction while she is there. If she sees you glancing back at her every couple of minutes she'll know you are just trying to make her jealous. You literally want her to believe you are having a great time and the last thing on your mind is her.

5. Give her a slight nod when you leave. When you leave the bar or establishment, make sure you give her slight acknowledgment. This way she knows that you saw her, but still didn't care what she was doing. If you completely ignore her, she'll think you are doing it on purpose

Amazing Facts about Happiness

Happy...is a positive emotion that everyone must have and actually all human or instead of animal also have this emotion. If one of you never ever have feeling to be happy at least once in your life, maybe you have a mental critical condition or someone grab the happiness from your life. Here I want to share with you, some research made by scientist about Happiness.

Scientists are beginning to identify the roots of positive emotion. You will be surprised – and encouraged – by the findings of recent research as outlined below.

1) Although genes and upbringing influence about 50% of the variation in our personal happiness, our circumstances (income and environment) affect only about 10 percent. The remaining 40% is accounted for by our outlook and activities, including our relationships, friendships and jobs, our engagement in the community and our involvement in sports and hobbies.

2) A good mood has a distinct smell. Scientists have found that people can judge whether someone is in a positive mood from their body odour alone. In one experiment men and women were shown scary films while their armpit odour was collected on gauze pads. A week later researchers asked strangers to decide which pads came from people in a good mood and which came from frightened people. They were able to do this with surprising accuracy.

3) Older people are more satisfied with there live than younger people: a recent survey by the Centre for Disease Control and Prevention found that people aged 20-24 are sad for an average of 3.4 days per month as opposed to just 2.3 days for people aged 65-74.

4) If you do 20 minutes of exercise, three days per week for six months, your general feeling of happiness will improve by 10-20%.

5) People who rate in the upper reaches of happiness on psychological tests develop about 50% more antibodies than average in response to flu vaccines.

6) According to researchers at The World Database of Happiness at Erasmus University in Holland, Denmark is officially the happiest nation in the world, followed closely by Malta, Switzerland, Iceland, Ireland and Canada.

7) In the USA clinical depression is 3-10 times more common today than two generations ago.

8) Immigrants tend to acquire the happiness characteristics of the nation to which they move, not the nation from which they were born.

9) Richer workers tend to be happier than poorer colleagues, but research suggests that happy people tend to have greater potential to become rich, so it’s a chicken or egg scenario.

10) People who suffer strokes or other debilitating diseases suffer tremendously in the short term but after a while their happiness is only slightly below the average of the population.

11) When people get married their happiness peaks, but after a while their happiness returns to the level it was before they got married.

12) Women tend to experience their all-time lowest life satisfaction at age 37, whereas men typically experience this at 42.

13) Having 100-200 belly laughs a day is the equivalent of a high impact workout, burning off up to 500 calories.

14) Gold doesn’t guarantee happiness. Studies of Olympic athletes found that bronze medal winners are happier than silver medal winners and sometimes happier than gold medallists. According to the Australian teams psychologist , Graham Winters, it feels better to come third when you are not expecting it than to be pipped for first.

15) The late pioneering social psychologist Professor Michael Argyle, who conducted many happiness studies, showed that among the things that made people happy are sport, music and - most of all – dancing. Encouraging sports facilities everywhere would greatly increase a nations happiness. Group dancing which, which combines, exercise, music, community, touch and rules, also drastically increases happiness.

16) Several studies have shown that a pet can reduce blood pressure and stress, promoting health and happiness.

17) After basic needs are met, extra material wealth has little or no effect on life satisfaction or happiness (broadly speaking you would need to receive a windfall of more than £1 million to transform you from an unhappy person to a happy person – and even then the effect is often temporary).

18) People in steady relationships are generally happier than singles.

19) In nations with high levels of income equality, such as the Scandinavian countries, happiness tends to be higher than in nations with unequal wealth distribution, such as the USA. People tend to prefer more local autonomy and more direct democracy to increased income.

20) According to a new look at a 40 year old study on child rearing practices conducted at Harvard University, those children who were hugged and cuddled more grew up to be the happiest.