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Apakah anda sedia untuk mengetahui apa yang kemaluan anda yang menunjukkan berkenaan diri anda?

Walau apa pun yang orang lelaki mendakwa atau bercakap besar, namun kemaluan dialah yang akan menyatakan segalanya!

Pada mulanya, mari kita bersetuju bahawa bercakap benar pada masa ini iaitu ianya berkadaan terangsang. Tidak tegak. Tidak tegang. Anda perlu berada di keadaan semulajadi iaitu lemah dan lembik!

Sekarang itulah tetap, kita boleh memulakan...

KEMALUAN ANDA PANJANG ATAU PENDEK?

Anda panjang atau pendek? Anda mesti ikhlas! Gunakan kayu pembaris kalau perlu. Jika kurang daripada 3" bererti pendek, kalau lebih daripada 3" bererti panjang.

Secara amnya, kajian-kajian mencadangkan bahawa panjang rata adalah 3" ke 4" dan lingkungan rata adalah 2.5" ke 4".
Menurut kajian di 1989 panjang rata adalah 3.5" dan lingkungan rata adalah 3.37". Tapi menurut Kinsey dalam kajian lebih dahulu panjang rata adalah 4.0" dan lingkungan rata adalah 3.7".
Atau orang lelaki sudah menyusut atau statistik moden menjadi lebih realistik!

KALAU PANJANG
bererti anda memang suka menunjuk-nunjuk! Anda mudah belajar cara baru dan berseronok mencuba. Jika anda panjang lagi bererti anda suka menciptakan cara baru!

KALAU PENDEK
bererti anda kurang yakin pada diri anda sendiri pada mulanya, tetapi sekali lagi anda memulakannya, anda boleh berupaya. Anda seorang yang bermimpi-mimpian dan romantik, anda boleh mengejutkan semua orang bila anda hilang sabar dan kepada budi. Anda suka mengikut adat.

TEBAL ATAU KURUS?

TEBAL
Anda mempunyai daya khayalan yang tinggi dan sungguh mempunyai keazaman dan kekuatan untuk mengkagumkan.

Jika lagi tebal di dasar kemaluan bererti anda utamakan kebebasan.

KURUS

Anda seorang sensitif dan boleh mengeluarkan perasaan anda dengan senang. Kehalusan dan mutu sesuatu yang penting bagi anda.

LICIN ATAU BERSIMPUL?

LICIN
Anda seorang kekasih yang intuitif! Anda juga sering mengikut perasaan namum pamdai menyesuaikan dengan perubahan dengan senang. Anda pandai menilai keindahan.

BERSIMPUL

Anda suka suka membuat sesuatudengan cara berfikir terlebih dahulu dan sering berwaspada. Anda memikirkan sesuatu dengan logik akal.


Satu atau dua bengkul besar menyatakan bahawa anda seorang kekasih yang sering membuat pasangan anda berada dalam kepayahan.

HUJUNGNYA RUNCING, TUMPUL ATAU LEBAR?

HUJUNG RUNCING
Walau bagaimana pun anda idealistik dan artistik di perhubungan, agak sukar untuk anda bersenang-lenang dan lepaskan kebebasan anda.

Jika anda panjang dan kurus juga, anda seorang kekasih yang mementingkan diri sendiri!

TUMPUL ATAU SEGI EMPAT
Anda kekasih praktik yang suka menunjukkan rasa cinta dengan perbuatan bukannya perkataan.

LEBAR ATAU BERBENTUK BAWANG

Kehendak seksual anda begitu kuat! Cergas, luar biasa dan bersifat menawan.

BENGKOK ATAU MELENGKUNG?

MELENGKUNG KE KANAN

bererti dalam hal berkenaan dengan seks dan cinta, anda seorang pemberi. Anda seorang yang suka bercerita tentang seks diri anda sendiri begitu juga halnya dengan orang lain yang anda mahu mereka bercerita tentang hal seks mereka juga.

KEMALUAN MELENGKUNG KE KIRI

Dalam hal berkenaan dengan seks dan cinta, anda seorang pembawa, bukan seorang pemberi. Anda lebih suka menyimpan cerita seks anda secara rahsia.

KEMALUAN BENGKOK TEPAT

Anda tajam akal tetapi anda seorang yang gatal. Anda menipu, jika begitu anda dapat apa yang anda mahu.

Kalau anda mempunyai kemaluan panjang yang melengkung bengkok, bererti anda seorang yang tidak boleh dipercayai dalam hal berkenaan dengan nafsu dan cinta.

Kalau anda mempunyai kemaluan pendek yang melengkung bengkok, bererti anda kerapkali cemas dengan kemampuan seks anda.

Kalau kemaluan anda bengkok di pangkalnya, anda selalu bahawa anda orang luar. Anda berasa bahawa semua orang lain mempunyai hidup senang walau bagaimanapun berusaha untuk berjaya.

BULU JARANG ATAU LEBAT?

JARANG

Kesukaan seksual anda halus sekali tetapi kehendak seksual anda naik turun. Oleh sebab anda segan, anda perlu banyak keyakinan.

LEBAT

Anda begitu bertenaga di bilik tidur. Perlakuan seks anda agak kasar.

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Cubaan Menggoda....

Mencuba menggoda tu pikir2lah sama. Jangan bergayut didahan yang patah.

Lawak Rokok 18SX

I am Peter Stuyvesant


I have two friends, Benson and Hedges




I came from the city of Marlboro,


In the Salem high country




I Always carry a Mild Seven




I rode on a White Horse


Going to Kingsway in Kent


It was Lucky Strike I fell in love


With the daughter of Master Duke


Her name was YSL




We got married by Perillys , the priest


We checked in at the house of Dunhill




And booked into room number 555


I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf




I played with her two Matterhorns


When I poked in my Rothmans King Size




She cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider!!!"


You are riding like a mad Camel




When I asked her if she is satisfied


She answered" I want MORE!!!!"




Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to


enter her Gudang Garam.




She said to SAAT... depan belakang puas, barulah


Sampoerna!

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Facts vs Myths - Sex

There are as many sex myths and facts as there are couples.

One may have heard someone say ‘oh they broke up as their sex life was poor’, or someone else’s package size is smaller so their married life didn’t succeed.

Whether we appreciate them or not, we still like to know about sex myths and facts and if they are true or false. Here are some facts which we sometimes like to ignore.

1. You can't get pregnant during your period - False!

There's a chance that you can get pregnant during a period, particularly towards the end of your menstrual cycle. Unprotected sex also increases the risk infection by sexually transmitted infections (STIs).

2. You can't get pregnant during unprotected sex if the man pulls out before he ejaculates - False!

Even if your partner doesn't ejaculate, sperm can still be present. It only takes one sperm to get you pregnant, and the fluid can also contain sexually transmitted infections.

Some men aren't aware that they are ejaculating until it's too late, and it's easy to get carried away in the heat of the moment.

3. You can't get pregnant while having sex standing up, or in the shower - False!

If you have unprotected sex you can get pregnant, no matter how or where you do it.

4. You can't get pregnant while on the pill - False!

The chances of getting pregnant while taking the contraceptive pill are virtually nil, provided you are following the instructions correctly and consistently.

But if you miss pills, are on antibiotics, or have sickness and diarrhoea, you need to use condoms for the next seven days.

5. It's safe to have sex as soon as you're on the pill - False!

Different types of contraceptive pills take different times to kick in. This can range from 0-14 days.

Always follow the instructions prescribed with your type of pill, and use an additional form of contraception such as condoms during the time it takes for your choice of pill become effective.

6. Peeing after sex washes out sperm and prevents pregnancy - False!

For a start, urine exits the bladder through the urethra, which lies above of the vaginal opening. Which means any sperm in the vagina won't even get wet when you pee.

7. Men want sex more than women do - False !

Women want sex too - but they are guided by other emotions as well. For instance, house work, kids and holding onto a job are good enough reasons to go off sex completely.

So women are exhausted. Plus, hormones make them feel like having a lot of sex during certain times of the month, rather than all of the time.

And, because they tend to attach more emotions to sex than men do, they aren't going to beg their partners for action if they've been giving them attitude.

8. Happy couples have good sex most of the time - False!

Show me a couple that's having out-of-control, raging sex every night after years of sharing the same bed, and I'll show you a pig that can fly.

Life and all its pressures get in the way for all of us. Does it mean your friend is lying if she claims to have fabulous sex after five years of marriage and two kids?

Maybe. Or maybe she thinks you have a great sex life and doesn't want to admit she doesn't. Or maybe her definition of great sex is different than yours. Or maybe she really does have terrific sex... once a month. It's all subjective.

9. Men are more promiscuous than women - True !

The real truth is, this one is probably true, but by much less than you think. When polled about their sex lives, men overestimate while women underestimate, due to societal pressures. It's also totally dependent on how attractive the people in question are.

An attractive, sexually liberated woman is likely to have had more partners than a not-so-fab-looking guy around the same age, for instance. It's called opportunity.

10. Women don't like porn or dirty sex - False!

Women love porn. It gives them new ideas and tricks to try out to make their partners happy. Plus, a lot of them are exchanged on emails or discussed between giggles next to water coolers in the office.

Anyone who thinks men are the only ones mentally undressing that sexy passenger on the metro is deluded.

11. Men always want sex - False!

You need to give more credit to your partner than that. But if he is below 18 and has landed his first girlfriend, then perhaps it is true.

However, as men get older responsibilities, daily pressures, work, bills etc. come in the way and he cannot think of sex all the time. But one look, and he is ready to jump into bed - that’s also true!

Cyberbabies : Can it be?

This question created by the "fear" guy that make an "internet Sex" with his girl via online.

Oldest Indian Love Manual

The Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana is the most famous of books on the ancient art of desire and love-making. It is the oldest and best known Indian sex manual.

Compiled somewhere between the second and fourth centuries B.C., it was written in Sanskrit by the Indian sage Vatsyayana. The work was based on earlier writings on sexual topics dating back as much as three thousand years.

Written for the wealthy male city-dweller, it was never meant to be a lover's guide for the masses. "Kama" means pleasure or sensual desire. It is the name of the Indian God that represents the sexual nature in man. "Sutra" means short books or aphorisms.

The Hindu "how-to" is divided into seven parts; general remarks, amorous advances, acquiring a wife, duties and privileges of a wife, relations with other men's wives, and a section about courtesans and occult means. The seventh part is an appendix to the main work.

The Kama Sutra details the many kissing techniques, courting practices, ways of treating marriage partners as well as consorts, and the concocting of aphrodisiacs.

The first English edition of the work was privately printed in 1883. Today this earliest surviving example of a written Hindu love-manual still has the power to fascinate with its insight into the ancient sexual mysteries of the Far East and the senual and sexual play of an ancient culture.

Body Art

Our body is our God given. We must appreciate it as our asset and must protect it from being horm or broken. At the same time we must prevent our body from being expose to others people view. It is a shame to us to display our "Aurat" or "hidden part of the body". Let us look at this art. I want to apologize that my post is not suitable for all people especially who do not like to see this art.

You must feel the art not the body.

Hi, may I make an acquantaince with you?

Warghhhh!!!!

I'm Superman....opps..look like Darth Vader soldier...be careful with her because she seem not proper dressed.

Wah..Do i am like a wall...marvellous isn't it?

I'm starving..look my face change to be scare skull.

May I kiss U honey..aammmm...

F.Y.I, there are many pikcar that I would like to share with you all but It seems not suitable because many model is undressed.

Black Widow Raped 10 Men

A woman from Tambov, Russia known as the “Black Widow” because she loves horror films and spiders, is currently on trial for drugging and raping 10 men.

The woman, known only as Valeria K., would lure men back to her apartment where she would serve them drinks laced with a powerful sedative that would put them to sleep for about 24 hours. She would then undress them, stimulate them and tie a rope around their penis to keep it erect while she had sex sith them.

The men would end up in hospital with symptoms of poisoning and penis trauma after they awoke. When police were called, all the men told them about a hot brunette woman they had been fooling around with before they blacked out. With descriptions of the woman from so many victims, police were able to arrest Valeria K. for rape.

So far, police know about 10 victims, but only 9 of them are pressing charges against her. The 10th man is refusing to press charges, saying he remembers bits and pieces of the incident and enjoyed it. He says “like hot women,” and thought the assault “was great.” He does however, regret that he was drugged and couldn’t remember more.

Japanese Sex Doll

Jewel Rosa is a busty Japanese beauty that can be cutomized to be just the girl you want, with a wide selection of faces and hairpieces that are fully interchangeable.

This Japanese sex doll is made of 100% silicone, it is soft and lifelike to the touch, and incredibly flexible and posable to suit your special tastes.

These love dolls are waterproof and will be fine in the bath with you. The silicone breasts feel extremely soft, smooth and realistic, as does all of her skin.

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Weird about Sex Laws

01. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

02. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

03. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

04. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

05. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: “After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.”

Farthest ejaculation

Farthest ejaculation

Horst Schultz, USA

The farthest male ejaculation ever recorded was 18 feet (6 m) and was achieved by Horst Schultz. The farthest a woman was recorded to ejaculate was 10 feet (3 m). The most ejaculations for a man in one hour is 16.

In other semen-related sex records, a woman, Michelle Monahan of L.A., swallowed 1.7 pints (almost 1 liter) of semen and had to get her stomach pumped -- she became the first person to have this recorded, and therefore wins the award for the woman to swallow the most semen.

The woman to set the world record for most sexual partners in one day shagged a whopping 620 men in 24 hours. A male porn star by the dubious name of Jon Dough was supposed to have sex with 101 women in one day, but only managed to do 52 -- he did the others two weeks later

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Try read this newspaper, funny story existed in house + ladder. Hehehehee.

INI SERIUS...

18SX story but funny

A secretary accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.